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All hail the cosmonaut!
If you think you’re awesome, think again. Astronaut Douglas Wheelock’s amazing images from space via his twitter account (http://twitter.com/#!/Astro_Wheels) puts our tiny asses into perspective. Stationed on the International Space Station, him and his crew are like gods compared to our petty existences. I mean c’mon, check this out: That’s like. Egypt, the frickin...
BBC News - Paul the World Cup octopus dies in his... →
RIP Paul the Octopus :(
Coffee with the Devil
He strolled through the bistro doors, a well cut suit, possibly Armani, but hey what do i know. Like a regular customer confidently he strolls to an empty table by the window. A waiter casually gives him his regular espresso and a croissant. Is he that predictable? I glance around at the early birds swooping in for their daily worm before rushing to work. What work does he do? He seems to be...
Listen. “Enjoy the power and beauty of your...
The Sad and Untimely Death of Puke Girl
Her birth was a fluke where her mother whilst pregnant who more often than not would continue to puke. thus became the legacy of puke girl who for some unexplained reason more often that not would continue to hurl. she puked in the park she puked at the movies and more often that not also puked in the dark. whether a large pool or a tiny drop still more often that not kids thought...
Thunder storms + Internet = Shit.
C’mon Internets! Don’t make me go back to print media!
How to pet a kitty - The Oatmeal →
For you dog people: kicking does not qualify as petting. Nor does biting.
Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or...– Jim Jarmusch (via thebrowncoat) Word.
Game - Floater from Adult Swim →
Who doesn’t want to poke a corpse down stream for the hell of it? I’m pretty sure Death plays this on sundays. 90% sure.
Bearing fruit: Apple Day comes of age | Food |... →
I expect apple pie. apples are not apples without pie.
A Question of Globalisation.
When looking for internships at dream companies/jobs, should one play safe and keep to a familiar region to build up experience and confidence? Or should one hurtle CV’s across the globe and face shut downs soiling all sense of sell-worth? *stroke beard*
Beyonce is pregnant!!, but it's not Jay-Z's...
telepathicgorilla: It’s Destiny’s child.
Wonderful Life (Radio Edit) by HURTS - Grooveshark... →
She says: Don’t. Let. Go.
13 Vintage Ads That Would Be Banned Today: Pics,... →
Ain’t nutin sexier than a sexist!
The Life of Pie
The life of pie is usually a very short one. it comes into this world in a flurry of lusty hot air and sees its demise in the hands of the greedy human. great pies are often discovered in the home oven. a sniff to check. a poke to double check. and a taste to confirm. This confirmation, may often lead to many more pies being born. Sometimes, if its creator is affluent, they are born in a 2 by...
Breakdown of a family.
Mum: *Whispering* He sleeps all day...
Me: *yells* Pillow hot gay??
Guitar Hero??! Pfft...! I'll take a lapdance. →